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Click on the respective dates to read about my dreams. I've written some of these right after I wake up, so sorry if it's a bit hard to read!
14/3/23

i dreamt that i was transferred to a classroom, with half of my classmates being fictional characters. i think was in the fictional characters half; i was an inkling.

1st period was european languages mothertongue. i simply stayed in my seat and waited for it to go through.
2nd period was shopping. it was from 1:15 pm to 3:18 pm. the shopping took place in neo jewel changi (the new jewel changi), because my class was built on it. i walked out without my wallet, so i hung around with the fictional characters, and then made my way to class. on my way, i found a bunch of weird people. i think they will be important later on
i went into the elevator with a juvenile Big the Cat, and asked him where my classroom is. Luckily, he pressed the button for the classroom, which was at floor 7. I quickly grabbed my wallet and went back down.
this time, the elevator i rode had the flexers from mixels in it. the conversation went like this:
me: what a coincidence, we're both in this elevator and we're both cephalopods
tentro: uh… yeah
eventually i reached the bottom floor. tentro then gave me a speaker. he pressed the button and there was a really philosophical speech in it.
i then continue to hang around the fictional characters, until, on the 3rd or 4th floor, i saw someone getting arrested for possessing crystal meth. for some reason my parents were there. i kept telling people that.
once the drug guy was arrested, i ran down to my parents, talked with them for a bit, and farewelled. it was already 3:18 pm, and all of us assembled near class to take a class picture. then i'm assuming my long lost uncle wrote to me about how bright the location of my class is. i then counted the amount of tiles he had in his game, and woke up

Undated, presumably between these 2 dreams

i dreamt that i went to a convention where they celebrated multiple fandoms. i don't remember what happened during the event, but i remember trying to perfect lockstep and failing, and the new splatfest being all weird.
the new splatfest was "queen (from deltarune) vs farts vs (idr)." i was outraged because they made frye pick the most non-sequitur, worst option. also big man was reshiram for some reason
i do remember getting knocked out by drinking inside a weird room with completely black shadows and some random pixel ragdolls.
once the convention finished, it wouldn't happen until next march, so i went to the bar/supermarket. i then made a scene because everyone was staff except me because i forgot to set my role as "kanker" or something, because kankers are staff. one of my classmates stole a packet of rice pops, pulled me into the staff room, and we ate them together and left. we tried to take a taxi home, until i realised that i left something. so we go back, the convention place is suddebly Splatoon-themed, i grab my bag and wake up

20/6/23

i dreamt that i was an octopus wearing a hoodie, and my parents paid 1 bitcoin (which came in a card for some reason) to get me into nickelodeon show, which was a race with other real people and fictional characters. the only opponents i remember were off the hook (counted separately) and a little girl that ill detail about later.
i kept getting #2, even ones where i had to run (where for some reason i run in all fours (eights?)). everytime a race finished, it shows up like the mario kart 8 results screen, and i have to go into a clothing room to change clothes. after the last race, the little girl said that she lost her doll. everything went into chaos after that. a squid guy was going up an escalator of houses, walls were covered in pastel graffiti, etc. eventually i found the little girl’s doll and cover it in ink for visibility.
i then go back to my house, which was dark and was lit up by little round lights. i watched the show end by a chicken guy and a man finding the lost doll, and keeping it for the little girl the next time she shows up. after the show ends, i started to beg my dad for a cooking mama game

23/6/23

I dreamt that I was in a bus. The bus driver was presumably really bad at driving, and lightning constantly struck around the bus. I even witnessed a bus in front of me get struck, and it was super loud! Eventually, we reached a gift shop. The bus was only stopping for a few minutes, so I ran in there, bought everything super quick, and ran back into the bus. All while the perilous weather persisted. I shrank into my seat a bit as deafening thunder claps ring my ear.

25/6/23, part 1

I dreamt that I was assigned groupwork with my classmates to make the next Splatoon game. That's all I remember from that dream; I woke up to death-pinch a cockroach and my bed smelled a lot like shit after.

25/6/23, part 2

I dreamt that I was on some sort of 3-day camp with a bunch of other people, complete with 3 retro bedrooms, themed for females, males and the genderless. Every day, my group had to nurture a garden, and I watered the plants. I always called dibs on the genderless bedroom (duh), and slept (how meta) while my group, including my instructor, caused chaos. The next day my group was watching some sort of direct and I was really impatient with the plants, because they weren't absorbing the water fast enough.

27/9/23

I dreamt that Nintendo posted a list of all of the splatoon bands that were appearing in Side Order. You would NOT guess what appeared in there.









It's Bottom Feeders. Duh.

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